Quote of the year: Luxon’s ‘go make a marmite sandwich’ in running for annual contest

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One-liners from under pressure politicians, some frank conservationists and one of our most successful athletes are in the running for Massey University’s Quote of the Year.

After a round of public nominations, the top 10 quotes had been chosen by a panel of communications experts and voting was now underway.

“If you are unhappy with it, for God’s sake, go make a Marmite sandwich and put an apple in a bag just like you and I had,” Luxon said in response to media coverage of the school lunches programme.

Luxon first made the comments during an interview with Newstalk ZB in March, saying parents who were unhappy with the lunches should pack them themselves.

Talking to reporters later, he acknowledged not everyone can afford to make lunches but said for many a loaf of bread, some jam, and a piece of fruit isn’t “rocket science”.

The panel said the selection of quotes was a mirror of the issues New Zealanders discussed and read about this year.

“They are also unfiltered. Many of these quotes were not polished soundbites, but raw, emotional moments, that got people talking. Whether it was humour, outrage, or ambition, the power of these quotes lies in their ability to spark debate.”

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School lunch provider cleared over mouldy meals in Christchurch

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The rotten food served to students at Haeata Community Campus. Supplied / Haeata Community Campus

New Zealand Food Safety has found no food safety risks with the government’s school lunch provider after an investigation into mouldy lunches found at a Christchurch school.

Rotten meals were served to some students at Haeata Community Campus last Monday.

NZ Food Safety says the most plausible explanation is that lunches meant to be served the week before were accidentally mixed with last Monday’s meals.

Investigators found it was unlikely that the School Lunch Collective had delivered old meals.

The school has maintained the mouldy lunches were not the result of a mix-up at their end.

More to come …

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Wildlife comedy photography winners announced

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Bird Category Winner: These guillemots in Norway were nesting on a small rocky cliff ledge where space was at a premium. The nests all crammed in close together which isn’t a good recipe for being good neighbours, as guillemots are fiercely territorial.Warren Price

Fish & Other Aquatic Animals Category Winner: Whilst on a scuba dive in the Philippines, this little fish kept popping its head out of its home, a hole in the patterned coral. I took a few photos and I loved its cheeky face smiling back at me.Jenny Stock: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Reptile, Amphibian & Insect Category Winner: This photo taken in Maine USA shows green frogs establishing territory in the pond.Grayson Bell: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Nikon Young Photographer Category Winner: Red foxes at play in the Netherlands by Paula Rustemeier.Nico Dreier

Portfolio Category Winner: A young female chimpanzee picking her nose and eating it!Maggie Hoffman: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly commended: Now which direction is my nest? A gannet in eastern England is shortsighted while collecting nesting grass.Alison Tuck: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly Commended: A white-tailed sea eagle saying “go away”.Annette Kirby: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly Commended: Landing Gear Down. A red-throated Loon in Finland.Erkko Badermann: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly Commended: Bad Hair Day! A mother grey squirrel relocating her babies to a new nest in Victoria, BC.Christy Grinton: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly Commended: Monkey Circus. Baboons at play in Zimbabwe.Kalin Botev: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly Commended: Gorilla’s in RwandaMark Meth-Cohn

Highly Commended: “If you don’t lick your fingers, you’re only half enjoying it.” A lemure in Madagascar.Liliana Luca: Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards

Highly commended: The choir by Meline Ellwanger shows three lions yawning in sync.Meline Ellwanger

Highly Commended: Smile – you’re being photographed.Valtteri Mulkahainen

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Major New Zealand apple grower shuts off shipments to US as tariffs bite into profits

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One of New Zealand’s major apple growers won’t be sending any shipments to the US as tariffs bite into its profits.

Tariffs on a range of New Zealand exports including apples were first introduced in April at 10 percent, and increased to 15 percent in August.

Whike tariffs were lifted last month on some exports, including beef and kiwifruit, they remain for apples where exports were worth close to $70 million in 2023.

Fifth generation grower, Paul Paynter from Yummy Fruit in Hawke’s Bay, said the 15 percent tariff essentially cancelled out his margins on any exports to the US.

Hawke’s Bay is the largest producer, contributing 64 percent of New Zealand’s total apple volumes.

“Fruit we shipped to the US this year returned probably a dollar less than the costs, so regrettably we have no plans to ship to the US in this current season. Until the tariffs are gone it will be difficult to make a dollar.”

Paynter said the US market was also oversupplied and prices were not good anyway. He was shifting to focus on other markets instead, though there are other challenges.

The other main market for bigger fruit is Taiwan though it is still relatively small and can be oversupplied by rival exporters.

Local AgFirst horticulture consultant, Jonathan Brookes said most growers were busy thinning fruit at the moment.

He said there was some market fluidity at the moment.

“The US market has tended to be overflowing a bit with its own supply. There’s key people in there and doing really well but they’re quite specific.

“A lot of the markets around Asia and beyond are actually doing quite well.”

Brookes said while it was “very variety specific”, for the most parts the markets were “pretty good”

He said harvest was still a long way to go but things were looking good.

Despite the export challenges, Paynter was also optimistic about the coming harvest, with near perfect growing conditions and fruit quality looking good.

He said it had been an even better growing season than the last which was one of the best in many growers’ memory, and was expecting a big crop of large, clean apples from his nearly 600-hectares of orchards in Hawke’s Bay.

In some blocks it was the largest fruit grown in 20 years of record keeping.

“Probably the warmest spring conditions we’ve ever experienced here in Hawke’s Bay and that early heat is what really sets the trajectory for fruit size.”

Paynter expected the coming harvest would start on time early next year.

He said growers had had a rough time since Cyclone Gabrielle but with two strong harvests back to back, growers can graduate from a ‘swimming pool of red ink’ to a bucket and hopefully would be back in black next year.

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Minister seeks advice as Supreme Court decision rules two carers are government employees

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Minister for Disability Issues Louise Upston. (File photo) VNP / Phil Smith

The Minister for Disability Issues is seeking advice on the Supreme Court’s decision that two parents who care full-time for their disabled children are employees of the government and should received the same benefits and protections.

Louise Upston asked the Disability Support Sevices, a government unit that was responsible for supporting disabled people and their whānau, to consider the ruling “carefully”.

The decision was released on Tuesday, in favour of recognising both Christine Fleming and Peter Humphreys, who care full-time for their disabled son and daughter, as ministry employees.

For carers not to be recognised as employees meant they weren’t entitled to things like holiday pay and protection against unfair treatment – and during the April hearing, lawyers said the issue could potentially affect thousands of family carers.

Disability advocate Jane Carrigan. (File photo) RNZ / Ana Tovey

Upston said existing care arrangements would continue while the investigation by Disability Support Services took place.

She said the government had already announced changes that would give more consideration to the needs of family, whānau and carers.

Disability advocate Jane Carrigan, said the decision had huge implications for at least 10,000 family carers.

She said the decision could not be ignored.

“These issues have really been before the courts for the last two-plus decades. But this is the first time we’ve ended up in the Supreme Court, so we’ve finally got a decision the government aren’t going to be able to ignore.”

Humphreys, who cared for his 37-year-old daughter Sian, told Morning Report, he was “really happy” with the decision and it had been a long track through the courts.

“Hopefully its come to an end this time.”

He said the case began for him when his family moved into a house and needed a bathroom modification for Sian’s health and safety.

“When I applied to get some funding to assist with that I was told no, I had to be means tested. I asked the question, what other employee is means tested to alter a bathroom for their employer?”

He said his case had been running through the courts in parallel with Fleming, so it was ideal that judges were able to hear both cases and see the different dimensions between each case.

“My wife Maria and I have been together 43 years, we have two of us doing it [caring], but often it’s one-person doing it. Often the mum is left at home looking after a person.

“You just get on with life because you’ve got no choice really.”

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Parliament’s last-minute sprint

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The Hansard team show off their festive decorating skills. VNP / Daniela Maoate-Cox

You might imagine Parliament’s penultimate week before the summer break would involve MPs lurching tipsily between Christmas functions, ministers pinning yuletide bows onto the government’s now-closed annual agenda, and the vibe turning once again to Christmas mince pies and beach cricket.

MPs hoping for that dreamy vision will be sorely disappointed. This week in the House is packed with debating. If any MPs manage to abscond and attend a Christmas function they might well be tired enough to fall asleep in a corner, without the help of festive libations.

Last bill in, first bill out

The Government seems determined to pack in as much work as possible to complete bills already underway. To remove any remaining fest from the festive warm-up the Government began the week by introducing ten brand new bills for debate. One or two new bills is more usual in weeks when any new bills are introduced at all.

Nine bills were introduced at the usual time, before Question Time. A tenth was added at the last possible moment before it was debated under urgency. Why was the tenth bill added so late? It’s unlikely the drafters were desperately scribbling out the concluding sentences. Possibly it was because it was also the first to be debated under an urgency plan that lasts the week. Such a late addition makes it hard for the Opposition to prepare for debate.

That last minute addition was the Resource Management (Duration of Consents) Amendment Bill, which was debated through all stages under urgency – being finally approved on Wednesday morning. It extends expiring resource contents until the end of 2027 while the government’s new RMA plans kick in. That is a logical consideration, though as a blanket move it may have some unintended consequences council would prefer to have avoided.

Opposition speakers did not appear impressed with the process or the available information. Labour’s Rachel Brooking was the first to respond.

“It’s very sad that we are once again in this House on an all-stages urgency bill, with a bill that we have seen only this afternoon. There is a departmental disclosure statement that we have just picked up off the Table now… . But it is quick reading because it just says ‘no, no, no, no, no, no, no’. Has there been a regulatory impact statement? ‘NO.’ Has there been a proper analysis of how many consents this will apply to? ‘NO.’ No, no, no, no, no-that’s all we see in this report.”

The bills under urgent debate

Debating under urgency is the order of the week. The plan includes seven first readings, some of which are among those ten new bills, as well as four other bills already under consideration. Briefly here are the other bills receiving first readings:

The Emergency Management Bill (No 2) makes changes to both national agency and local body powers in regard to national and regional emergencies.

The Arms Bill repeals and replaces the Arms Act 1983. It says that it “reduces the burden on licence applicants, licence holders, and the Arms Regulator.” In fact it replaces the arms regulator, removing it from the police.

The Crimes Amendment Bill does a lot of things including changing the rules around citizens arrests and ‘property defence’. It changes offences and penalties around people trafficking and smuggling, and slavery offences. It creates new offences for assaults on first responders or corrections officers, and makes it worse to kill someone when they didn’t see it coming (the so-called ‘coward punch’). It also increases penalties for undertaking theft in an “offensive, threatening, insulting, or disorderly manner.” Polite thefts only please.

The Climate Change Response (2050 Target and Other Matters) Amendment Bill almost halves New Zealand’s biogenic methane reduction target to as little as a 14% reduction by 2050. Fear not though, it also institutes a review of the new reduction plan – for which review you have only to wait until 2040. While many of the first readings this week are only under urgency for their first readings (meaning they will be sent to a select committee for public feedback), the methane bill is going through all stages under urgency, thereby avoiding public feedback. Why it is more urgent than the other bills is not obvious. The methane target change aspect of it (which is the bulk of the bill), is not urgent so possibly this is about avoiding public and science feedback in committee.

The Public Works Amendment Bill follows on from a review into how governments can improve the efficiency and clarity of acquiring land through the Public Works Act. One change it does make is requiring consent from the Minister for Māori Affairs when governments intend to take protected Māori land for government work.

The other bills being completed this week under urgency

The Fast-track Approvals Amendment Bill consolidates the controversial fast track legislation enacted last year (itself partly under urgency). This amendment was sold by the government as helping increase competition in the supermarket sector. Controversially, public submissions were only open for ten days. The bill is slated for debate on three remaining stages. You can read more about it here.

The Animal Welfare (Regulations for Management of Pigs) Amendment Bill softens the current plan to ban farrowing crates and mating stalls on pig farms. This bill also has three debating stages remaining that the Government wants completed this week. You can read more about it here.

The Electoral Amendment Bill makes a number of electoral law changes. Notably it sets a much earlier deadline for enrolling to vote-13 days before election day. It also disqualifies all sentenced prisoners who are detained in prison from enrolling or voting (despite court findings that this, as well as the current less absolute ban, are contrary to the New Zealand Bill of Rights). You can read more about it here.

The Overseas Investment (National Interest Test and Other Matters) Amendment Bill seeks to ease restrictions on investors from outside of New Zealand and process low risk investment applications more quickly. You can read more about it here.

The Judicature (Timeliness) Amendment Bill aims to include the time it takes for cases to go through the courts by improving the resources available to judges and marginally increasing the number of high court judges. It is being sent back to the Committee of the Whole stage so the Government can undo their mistake of accidentally voting for a larger increase in the number of judges, an amendment suggested by Labour.

The week’s whole plan involves progressing 12 different bills through 32 stages of debate. That is a lot of work, and the urgency motion required to achieve it will mean the House will add extra hours from Wednesday, sitting from 9am until midnight (with meal breaks). It can continue like that until Midnight Saturday.

It’s not impossible that by the time MPs get to Christmas they will be sobbing gently under the tree. When the week will actually finish is anybody’s guess.

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Secondary principals settle collective agreement negotiations

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Secondary principals have settled their collective agreement negotiations.

The deal announced by the Secondary Principals Association union and the Post Primary Teachers Association on Wednesday included pay rises of 2.5 percent from Friday this week and 2.1 percent in December next year.

It also provided a $15,000 allowance for work on looming curriculum changes and a $5000 allowance for principals who mentored new principals.

SPANZ union president Scott Haines said the government had agreed to maintain broad comparability between principal and teacher pay during the term of the agreement.

He said it also retained personal grievance rights for members earning more $180,000 – something the union sought because of proposed to employment law.

“Securing this protection was the most challenging aspect of these negotiations-and one of our most important achievements,” Haines said.

PPTA Secondary Principals Council chair Kate Gainsford said principals had a challenging year with the government’s work programme.

“The settlement, alongside the secondary teachers’ settlement, will provide some certainty to schools as they look to focus in the year ahead on the significant work required to deliver new curriculum, prepare for further curriculum changes, and respond to whatever secondary school qualifications changes are confirmed,” she said.

“Resources for the new Education and Maths Year 9 and 10 curricula will not be ready until mid-January, so the government is not setting itself off on the right foot. It really is left up to principals and teachers to do their best for rangatahi while continuing to deliver a high quality NCEA programme.”

The settlement followed last week’s settlement of the secondary teachers collective agreement, which also provided pay rises of 2.5 and 2.1 percent.

Primary school teachers and some primary school principals have yet to settle their collective agreements.

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Man accused of fatal Auckland bus stabbing due in court

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Police at the scene of a homicide investigation after attacks on an East Auckland bus. RNZ / Marika Khabazi

A man accused of stabbing two passengers on an East Auckland bus, killing one of them, is due to appear in court.

A homicide investigation was launched after a 59-year-old man died from a fatal knife wound to his torso, and a 41-year-old man was seriously injured.

A 36-year-old was arrested in the Auckland CBD on Tuesday and is due to appear in the Auckland District Court on Wednesday.

Both passengers had travelled on the 76 bus going from Glen Innes to Ōrakei on Monday evening.

Police earlier said the attacks appeared to be unprovoked.

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Police investigation launched after body found in vehicle near Wellington park

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Police are investigating to identify a body found in a vehicle near Seatoun Park in Wellington.

They received a report on Saturday morning of a smell coming from a parked vehicle.

Officers discovered a body inside, which appeared to have been there for some time.

Police are working to identify the person and how they died.

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The internal journey of the $33,500 Fabergé pendant swallowed in jewellery heist

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A pendant swallowed by a man during an alleged theft at an Auckland jewellery store made headlines around the world and raised the question how exactly it was “recovered”.

Police were called at 3.30pm last Friday to the store where a man was accused of picking up a Fabergé James Bond Octopussy Egg pendant and swallowing it.

On Saturday, Inspector Grae Anderson told RNZ the man underwent a medical assessment at the time of his arrest and the item was back in their possession.

But what internal journey did the pendant take beginning in an opportune robber’s mouth, to being safely recovered?

University of Auckland senior lecturer and gastroenterologist Dr Cameron Shower said the trip could be broken down into three sections.

“The first part, really, from your mouth all the way through to your bottom,” he told Nights.

“So, break it up into the oesophagus or food tube, travels down there, and then into the stomach, and out of the stomach, and that first portion of the trip is about half a metre long.

“Second portion of the trip would be the small intestine. That’s where absorption of nutrients normally happens when you’re having your fish and chips, and that’s about up to five metres long.

“Then the final portion of the trip is it squeezes from the small intestine to the large intestine, and that’s where stool, faeces, poo is, as we know it, and that’s the one and a half metre trip before it exits south and re-emerges.”

Court documents reveal the pendant was worth $33,585. Supplied / NZ police

While some may have been stumped as to how the pendant was recovered without medical intervention, Dr Shower breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a picture of it.

He said the pendant’s lack of sharp edges and its relatively small size eased his concern.

“You worry when things are sharp or they’re wide, talking sort of two, two and a half centimetres, that’s when things start to sort of scrape down and can cause problems and squeeze through,” Dr Shower said.

“So, I looked at the picture, and I thought that’s just going to require a bit of patience. In other situations, if you’re a little less patient, you can get folks to swallow laxatives or bowel preparation, and things can whip through a lot faster than the usual sort of one to three days a meal that it might take to come out.”

But for those unaware of how stomach acids work, it raised the question, why didn’t it break down the pendant during its journey?

Dr Shower said the stomach acid PH is around 1.5 or 2, which he said is not acidic to able to any kind of effect on the expensive locket.

“Coca-Cola, on the other hand, that would probably dissolve a lot more things than our own stomach acid,” he said.

“Really, we just use stomach acid mainly in modern life to kill off any viruses or bacteria that you might ingest, but certainly not enough to dissolve or cause any damage to the locket.”

Dr Shower said items such as batteries or beer bottle lids, which were frequent occurrences, were a lot more concerning.

But he had seen even more frightening items ingested, which required medical intervention.

“I think this year we’ve had some good, interesting cases, I should say. We’ve had removed some vapes … and they can be tricky to take out.

“There’s always sort of a discussion between ourselves and other specialists as to whether or not we should let things pass and let nature take its course, or should we try to retrieve it with our gastroscope, which is like your hose pipe about as thick as your ring finger and goes through the mouth.

“You’re usually comfortable in the sleep, and whether or not we can retrieve it back out of the food tube or oesophagus, which is two to three centimetres wide, and you sort of can imagine we had a toothbrush about mid-year, and that got stuck.

“And of course, you have to get it in the right axis, meaning you have to sort of have it facing lengthways because it doesn’t come out sideways and you don’t want to scratch or cause any troubles on the way out. “

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